I too am very displeased with our men-folk. I am sure they feel that "real men don't blog", but I just have to say "real men don't eat raw spinach" either. I would like to see at least 1 post from each of the male species playing this game. Before the game ends. In 3 weeks. Is that doable? Here are some thoughts on getting started...
1. Eat a healthy snack before you cozy up to the computer. An apple & string cheese. Maybe a bowl of cottage cheese. It will keep your blood sugar stable as you work those little digits.
2. Don't forget to breathe! I learned this from Tony Horton doing P90X. You must remember not to hold your breath as you stroke the keypad, furiously expressing yourself through word.
3. Waterboarding yourself while you are posting is a very bad idea. It is much better to wait to waterboard yourself until after you have completed your thought. Thus you eliminate water dripping from your chin onto the keyboard and also having to run to the "lou" throughout your post.
4. Remember that posting is a form of journaling which we have been advised (I dare say commanded) to do for many millenium and I know some of you are not honoring your callings as priesthood leaders. Yes, I stand by that. You are not honoring your leadership roles because you are not blogging.
5. And lastly, remember that your lives are always much more pleasant when you follow the dictates of your woman.
I think that about does it.
I am waiting with baited breath to read your thoughts..
Tony Horton would not be pleased.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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hopefully they will even READ this. i am also waiting with baited breath.
ReplyDelete....waiting, waiting, waiting...
ReplyDeletehysterical!
ReplyDeleteIf this doesn't motivate them -- nothing will! Great advice.
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